My Funs

[watever1]

I had been lurking in the forum since 2004, enjoying the various stories by several others' rendevous act. Because I wish to keep my identity as hidden as I could, I decide to change my nick to the current one and abandon my old account.

I guess it's time for me to contribute mine (Do bear with my english, it is not the best in the world and I am sure it's going to be filled with lots of grammer mistakes). The stories will be based on 95% non fiction and 5% with whatever wild imagination I can come up with....

Let's see, where should I start....

"Oie Whatever! You are finally here!! Drink 3 cups before you are allowed to sit down because you are late for almost 30 mins!" I stood there and watched an old pal of mine, grabbing a rock glass with 2 small ice cubes and started pouring the nectar of heaven (martell ) 3/4 full and just for laughing sake, he topped it off with a tiny amout of green tea and shoved the rock glass to me.

At mid twenties with liver & kidney working at approximately 90% efficiency, gulping 3 glasses of those shouldnt pose too much of a problem so having that thought, I took all 3 of them down my throat in less than 20 seconds, forgetting that I took flu medication (was sneezing non stop during work)before I left home. It doesn't take too long for me to remember I am sick when I start feeling a little high (drinking a bottle of Jack Daniel alone within an hour wouldn't make me drunk back then). Grabbing a quick peek at my watch, it's only 10.00 pm, I wonder how am I suppose to make it home at the end of the session (such parties from my gang usually ends around wee hours in the morning at approximately 2 - 3 am). Casting away that thought that I may have to climb home literally, the party flows.......

Somewhere in the midst of our liquor boozing game, this waitress (Let's name her AA) came by, sat down and joined us (not an uncommon sight especially for regulars of the particular bar). Dressed with a loose collar tee with jeans, she chose her seat in front of me and I thought I was tipsy to habour the thought that she's teasing me by bending forward whilst playing games, revealing her bright red half cup bra, at least a C cup for a good 5 seconds before she resume seating straight. This act of bending forward and resume straight seating posture went on at least 15 mins before she had to go and bring us new drinks...........

[naturegreen]

Not too bad a start. Do continue.

[RolfBenz]

Yes, pls carry on

[eeemen]

Pretty good start bro! Camping here too, cheers ....................

[watever1]

Thanks for the kind support, folks...

CONTINUED....
This act of bending forward and resume straight seating posture went on at least 15 mins before she had to go and bring us new drinks...........

During this interval, most of my gang took the opportunity to excuse themselves to the gents, in preparation for the next round of senseless boozing, leaving me and one "wing man" of mine ( it's good to have buddies around all the time no? ) in our seats

It didn't take her long to return back to our table with the new bottle of liquor and surprisingly, she took a seat right next to me. Below was her conversation with my buddy and me:

AA: Hey *nudging me by my arm*, are you new here with them (pointing at my buddy)

Me: *Looking puzzled* Huh? (acting blur can be the best policy at times)

Buddy: *Laugh out Loud* He's been here several times and you didn't notice?

AA: Don't lie, I really never see him before.

Buddy: *Calls for the boss* Boss, *pointing finger at me* This bugger (which is referring to me) has been here for a while with us right?

Boss: *nods* Why?

Buddy: Your waitress say she had never seen him (me) before

Boss: *Grins* Make her drink then *Laughs and walks away*

I should have kept my mouth shut after witnessing how he had made me drank the 3 cups earlier but I am glad I didn't

Me: Never mind, I drink for her.

Bravely, I took the rock glass from my buddy and glup it down. My turn for nature's call and excused myself to the gents, walking in a zig zag fashion. I was treated with a nice surprise when I exited the gents. There she stood, right in front of the gents' exit, with her back resting on the pillar, one leg raised with foot resting. For laughing purposes, I shall describe how I looked when I saw her: One arm extended approximately 70 degrees upwards and the other approximately 65 degrees downwards with hands grabbing the column of the gents' door, slouched and eyes half closed. Squinting my eyes, I raised one of my arm and waived stupidly at her.

In a swift moment, she wrapped her arms around mine. My arm landed in between her C cupped boobies and below was our short conversation:

AA: Are you okay? You looked wasted

Me: *Hic* Not surprised, I had already drank so much prior to the earlier drink that you were supposed to drink.

AA: Let me help you back

Me: No problem for now, I can make it back to the pub now but I am more concern on how I am able to make it back home later

AA: *Kept slient* and walked me back, still with her arms around mine...........

[hyteatic]

Keep the story coming bro .

[JUNIOR JX]

Pls continue, good job.

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

Pub girls can be fun

[naturegreen]

Originally Posted by GeMiNiZzzzZzz

Pub girls can be fun

Provided you manage to get their attention.

[topcook1]

Camping for your next part..

[simple2kee]

nice story!

[rad3armyboy]

Bro nice story

[SGDreamchaser]

wow! camping for more!

[watever1]

First and foremost, my apologies for the late continuation of this story of mine. Its always good to complete what was started so here I am, back again trying my best to complete at least this story...

AA: *Kept slient* and walked me back, still with her arms around mine...........

I thought I heard her said something but dismissed it as part of my imagination at that juncture.

The party continues on with the endless flow of hard liquor (bottle after bottle) and the next time I knew was waking up in my bed with a terrible hangover. Besides the terrible hangover, I felt a little numb from my right shoulder to my arm. When I turn my head to the right, I saw BB completely naked (of cause, I found myself equally bare as well)..

You were expecting AA aren't you? But honestly, it wasn't AA but was BB. BB has been a close female friend of mine since my secondary school days. Whilst we always tease one another online via MRIC (Does it still exist nowdays?), we haven't got physical until that night. Don't be disappointed, I will come back to AA because something juicy happened a week later after the incident I had with BB

She woke up, rubbing her eyes and gave me a peck on my lips. There I was, lying on my bed, mouth wide open and worst of all, I am both too shock to digest anything i see then and can't recall anything.

Reaching for my boxers, I got out of bed and head towards my washroom, leaving her in my bed, as if she had commited an unforgiven crime. After a quick washup, I sat beside and asked:

Me: What happened last night? Why were you at my place? How come both you and me were naked?

BB: You broke off with your girlfriend ain't it?

Me: *Even more stunned* And how did you know? *Me reaches for my cigarette in hopes that it would ease my anxiety*

BB: Didn't you know you kept calling out her name last night?

Me: I dreamt she's walking further and further so I tried to make myself known by screee.................. Hey, you are not answering my question

BB: *Biting her upper lip* We had sex.......

Me: You musssssssssssssssssst be joking. If we did, its impossible that I don't ...................

BB: Why would I lie? Its truly a bad time to talk now especially seeing your reaction like this *a tear flow down her cheek* . You called me at 3.00 am last night and wants me to be there for you. Perhaps this helps you to recall something.

That said, she stormed out of my house.

Drama? Fictional? Till this point, its all true This was what I recalled and she had confirmed on the details (yesh, with the sexual acts as well in bits and pieces)

Whilst in the midst of the party, I smsed BB asking if she can meet me at my place and to cut the story short, she had agreed and was at my doorsteps before I was even home.

Fast forward from this point to in bed (I betcha this is starting to bore you eh? LOL)

Flashback 1
She was cleaning the sweat from my forehead when I suddenly sat up and had my lips planted with hers. Neither one of us moved away (for my case, I was too drunk) and tougue action begins when I placed my palm at her tights (she doesnt know this but I was trying to balance myself) and she wrapped her arms around my neck.

Parting from her lips, I moved to her ear, nibbles on her ear lobe and let my tougue slide from the back of the ear down to her shoulder blade.........

[ajlover]

wow bro watever1, u damm power.. so drunk still can get errection to Fxxx BB... salute !!! err... maybe with 21 shots from the artillary....

the good old days when I cheong nitespots, I was drunk like shit... keep sleeping till buddies drag me back... haha.. gone are the days...