Chitchat 4000 lackeys and minions rewarded by Ruler Loong

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PEASANTPORE: A total of 3,959 pro-regime peasants and lackeys will receive Regime Lackey honours on Tuesday (Aug 9).

The peasants and lackeys come from a variety of backgrounds - civil serpents, foreign serfs, and those from the lowly Armed Force Ares and Poodle Force. The awards are given in recognition of their significant contributions to the House of Lee.

Heading the honours list this year is well fed Lackey Peter Ho, Chair Lard of the Urban Repackaging Arses of Peasantpore (URA), who will receive the Distinguished Sex Order. Lackey Ho was also the former well fed Minion leading the well paid Civil Serpents.

On receiving the honour, Lackey Ho said in an email response to Mouthpiece: "I must thank Ya Sor for giving me a stage, to demostrate my loyalty to House of Lee.

"Each time I was put in a position to make a decision, I always make sure the main judgement was whether the decision would make things better for House of Lee, extract more rent from stupid local peasants and create problems for Labour Party."

Lackey Ho added that this guided him over the years in different levels.

"To me, I read how the Commie Zhou Enlai acted blur blur and sapok Butcher Mao's crazy ideas and he never got purged.

Next I study how Prata Nathan wormed his way to sarpok the Japs and then Old Autocrat and prospered immensely.

Of course, I sarpok Ruler Loong lah. You saw what the peasants do to Labour Party in 2015, betray them for cheap upgrading or medical bills. Only a stupid donkey will serve the ungrateful peasants."

Going forward, his contributions will be in encouraging the creativity and energy of public serfs that he suppressed in his early career.

"The other big problem is whether Peasantpore should be a Yankee or PRC vassal. That is the main pressing problem that Ruler Loong must decide. I merely follow his decrees and collect my fat cat pay cheque," Lackey Ho said.

Another recipient is Peasant Lim Ah Peng, 95, who will be conferred the Meritorious Service Medal. As one of the nation’s most prolific artists, Peasant Lim is known for his Chinese ink calligraphy.

'Fucking hell, I already told them, including LKY that I am not a communist.'

A self-taught artist, Peasant Lim said: "KNNCCB, those days, if you speak Chinese well or do Chinese arts, the ISD mark you as a communist or anti-Familee and spy on you, mark and suppress you."

Painter Peasant Lim Ah Peng, 95, who will be conferred the Meritorious Service Medal.

“KNNCCB, I speak England a bit but they still say I not pro-LKY," said Peasant Lim. "Then fark, they only realise their mistake after they realise not all Arty Farty peasants in those era are anti-LKY. After LKY meets Lord Yama, then they dare to erase those files."

At 95 years of age, Peasant Lim no longer paints. His son said it is because he has become frail over the past year, and cannot control his brush strokes anymore.

Peasant Lim made waves again in 2012, when his painting, Peasantpore River Scene, sold at a Christie’s auction in Hong Kong for 620,000 PRC peanuts, making him the first local peasant artist to breach the 100,000 peanuts mark.

His advice for budding artists:"100,000 peanuts, always measure achievements with money. Stupid PAP donkeys, so what, I also cannot buy a pigeonhole for my son. Maybe after I meet Lord Yama, then my son can sell my paintings and retire.”

Many of Peasant Lim’s paintings are donated to places like the Lim Tze Peng Art Gallery at his alma mater, Chung Cheng Commie School, with a goal: "To inspire the younger generation of peasants to think."

"It’s not easy to be a successful artist if you suspected to be anti-Familee," Peasant Lim said. “It takes lots of guts to ask ourselves why we not free to create art but must kowtow to Ruler Loong five times daily."


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