Anyone of you secretly masturbates in office?

[cornelius]

Originally Posted by michelle535

the guys in my office will talk dirty to me. claimed they went toilet
"to do it" after catching me "showing" it.
true or not / after reading here, seems true?

Talking dirty to you. You must be attracted to them. We guys dun waste time on girls who are not attractive to us.

[mike3329]

Esther's boobs and pouting lips has effectively brought the country's GDP down a couple of notches. Office peeps are too busy masturbating instead of working.

If she posts even hotter pics of herself the consequences for the economy may be dire. Hot-blooded males and possibly females are all keeping their hand under their tables pumping and stroking away! Cleaning aunties are complaining about fishy smelling blotches and soiled tissues staining the office carpets and floor tiles.

The country is becoming known as the masturbation capital of the world.

[sennheiser]

Many times in the washroom.

Sometimes will see zg from OL when they sashay up the stairs.. Or the pantylines of a tight skirt.

[luckystrike8888]

Originally Posted by purepulp

There is a fine line between flirting and harassment, just like there is a fine line between being charming and being a pervert.

Based on your actions, when your female co-workers rush to the toilet after you have 'flirted' with them, it is probably to clean themselves off after being inappropriately touched by you. I would go as far as to venture a guess that you already have quite a reputation in your office among the ladies.

May I humbly suggest that you refrain from touching them but instead learn how to flirt properly? It is easier to arouse a women via mental stimulation than by physical touch…

Agreed.
To him is flirting but to the ladies maybe harassment. If he keeps touching them one day will have to pay for it.

[ItsEsther]

Originally Posted by mike3329

Esther's boobs and pouting lips has effectively brought the country's GDP down a couple of notches. Office peeps are too busy masturbating instead of working.

If she posts even hotter pics of herself the consequences for the economy may be dire. Hot-blooded males and possibly females are all keeping their hand under their tables pumping and stroking away! Cleaning aunties are complaining about fishy smelling blotches and soiled tissues staining the office carpets and floor tiles.

The country is becoming known as the masturbation capital of the world.

Haha.. you are exaggerating. But thank you for the compliments though

[ItsEsther]

Good morning everyone! Here's your breakfast for today

[acidicavex]

wah 2 dua bao very full

[Shadow_warrior]

Originally Posted by ItsEsther

Good morning everyone! Here's your breakfast for today

wow...I like breakfast....

can I dabao for lunch too?

great body and pictures...

[itguy2008]

Originally Posted by ItsEsther

Unfortunately, nope
Haha just the sudden urge I guess. Probably bcos I have always been fantasizing office sex but it never happens

I am sure we can make it happen for you.

[LoveBoobies]

Originally Posted by ItsEsther

Good morning everyone! Here's your breakfast for today

wah lau eh early morning see this i climb scaffolding also got problem liao. until now also not yet reach my level.

[restlessDD]

Originally Posted by mike3329

Esther's boobs and pouting lips has effectively brought the country's GDP down a couple of notches. Office peeps are too busy masturbating instead of working.

If she posts even hotter pics of herself the consequences for the economy may be dire. Hot-blooded males and possibly females are all keeping their hand under their tables pumping and stroking away! Cleaning aunties are complaining about fishy smelling blotches and soiled tissues staining the office carpets and floor tiles.

The country is becoming known as the masturbation capital of the world.

Haha bro... You work for NY Times ah??
Good reporting... Totally agree 👍😅

[restlessDD]

Originally Posted by ItsEsther

Haha.. you are exaggerating. But thank you for the compliments though

No his not... Now if I don't see your pix in the morning I can't work... So it's affecting GDP both ways...

[cornelius]

Hahaha... really affecting my work... Hahaha... today I become unproductive in my work but to look at the beautiful photo

[TheOneAtWork]

very nice figure! would love to suck those nipples and fonder those big breasts haha

Originally Posted by ItsEsther

And today is just one of those days. This morning felt a little horny while at work. Though my bf fed me last night but I didnt had enough and was running late for work this morning so have to satisfy myself once i reach office
Just a humble selfie of myself... hope you guys like it

[Laysfan]

Nice thread! Hope to hear more from the ladies