new dessert recipe

[rummyraisin]

omg guys, i just had the greatest idea ever and i HAVE to share it with you all! ok some background - i love ice cream and i have a strange (some would say) fascination and love for dicks, so now there's a way to enjoy both! well for me it's still a fantasy.. but someone please do try it out and see if it works? suggestions or improvements welcome!

(and oh i would kill for a pic of it, it'll look damn awesome like one of those dessert recipe books la! instead of a banana in a banana split, you have a real cock!)

RummyRaisin Hot Fudge Cock Sundae

ingredients

1 can whipped cream (optional though it shd taste real good with balls)
1 small scoop of rum raisin (or vanilla) ice cream
1 small bowl of fudge/molten chocolate
1 clean shaven cock

instructions:

1. Warm up the chocolate fudge in microwave until lukewarm.
2. Warm up the man till cock is ready. i suggest the chef to wear an apron and nothing else underneath. also cock has to withstand preparation and consumption duration. it could get messy so a plastic sheet or wipe able surface below would be good.
3. Start by placing moderate puffs of whipped cream around balls.
4. Drizzle generous amounts of fudge along penis, concentrating especially along the vein that runs underneath the shaft.

to serve:

1. lick up whipped cream at base of cock by licking around balls and sucking them gently in your mouth (according to preference).
2. trail tongue along base of penis and slowly flatten them along the whole shaft till the tip.
3. put a small dollop of ice cream in mouth and let it melt a little before allowing it to drip out onto head. it should be a cooling yet not freezing temperature. this also makes for great visual presentation as the milky liquid runs down.
4. lick head gently, cleaning off the ice cream, taking care to circle around the rim with short tongue flicks. proceed on to kiss head gently with pouty lips before licking around shaft again.
5. have some warm fudge in mouth. then slowly start from the head and put cock in while creating suction. and then out. and in. and out.
6. find the right rhythm and enjoy.
7. finally, let the cock release its sweet load into mouth and swallow the last of this beautiful dessert.

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how? sounds delicious? and i would love to know more recipes!

[HPoirot]

that's too sinful, my dear.

we've tried playing with just whipped cream before and it was loads of fun! and messy.

but it's really too sinful to be done regularly. we used up about half a can of cream in one session! good thing we had the foresight to buy low fat whipped cream.

[ricebowl032003]

my female frens (especially with 2 servicing you @ once) played with choc fudge syrup, strawberry syrup, whipped cream & ice cream on me... of course, also contributed the Banana.... for the Banana-Cum Split... HEAVEN

[Bangster]

Im not one with a sweet tooth or a thing for desserts.

But I love my wine and champagne.

Since you asked for new recipes,

why not pour a bottle of Chardonnay into your asshole or your pussy and have it gush out like geysers of hotspring water out of cracks in the ground and let me taste them?

I once watched a clip showing exactly that stunt.

Anyways, I really think you have nothing better to think about...

[Angelsonline]

Wah... so much stuff just for a sexssion? Whipped cream and strawberries are good enough. I dont mind the champagne too...

The strangest i have ever seen was using the vigina as a saucedish for the soy when eating sushi.

There is of course the common pouring of beer into the vigina and then drinking from it.

[Lizzert]

I think AFC (Asian food Channel) is looking for you to host a new programme.
This type of recipe and programe will knock out all other cooking shows...besides its very original

happy cooking