A Friend with all the Thrills and none of the Strings

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Hey hey

Now before you start flaming this Thread for being a Dude out here posting for a Friends with Benefits and evil thoughts spread to your mind to shred this thread into a million pieces, do take into consideration that I am just one of you lots of Pervs who is just here for a few games, and thus some much needed support should be in order. So stop thinking about flaming me already, ha ha

The objective of posting this Thread is simple really -- I am seeking for a friend and 'physical benefits' that may come along with a friend (not the monetary kind I might add - obviously drinks and dinners are on my credit as going Dutch was never a tradition in dates).

As for myself, I am a real easy-going dude who knows when to work and when to play. While I do come across somewhat of an arrogant, above it all, smarty pants, but beyond that I appreciate good friends and great company -- as my juniors mentioned it to me -- I am an a$$ole with a good heart, ha ha. I am a well travelled person, having lived across five different countries before, so I am open to almost all forms and types of people -- nothing surprises me much anymore -- think I had heard all the stories that could make your mum go 'Oh Ganesha!!' If it matters, btw, I am of Indian descent.

But in terms of what I am not looking for:

1) Anyone who is on the border line retarded, boring or weird. If you happen to hear someone mention 'She is kinda weird' behind your back, you probably are. If you are unable to hold a conversation, seriously -- don't bother replying with your one liners.

2) The conservative lady figuring out the new world, frowning upon the dents in social and family values -_-. My take on life -- do whatever makes you happy even if it means pissing on someone else's values, 

3) I am staying a V until I find the one I love or get married. Turn off!!!

4) And finally, if your sex fantasies include orgies, BDSM, bondage, swapping, animals, etc., me no play play (not that I am against these, refer to #2 above), ha ha. Food, public venues and video cams -- I am game!!

5) Oh by the way, if you are 18 or below, and still too young to walk into the night club -- you are still too young to walk into my room. I am 26.