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in tribute to Nookie Lau!

Our very own Sillypore Andy Lau! What this bro lacks in chiseled cheekbones, he makes up with sleek hair, cheeky charm and some sort of animal magnetism that we other bros only can stand one side and eye big big. One bro asked in the forum a few pages before if he would cramp Nookie Lau's (NL) style. Thing is, NL carries the plot and makes the rest of us look like Avengers as well. Ahaha...

So here Comes my FR: A night to want more of!

Setting: It was a last last last minute 2 day trip to the land of Smiles. I had just spent 8 days in HK, CP & GZ (Semi-work and play), another 3 days in Phnom Penh (All work and no play) and the first night in Bangkok ended at 7am (All dancing & no Cock Banging) in the morning. So on the last day on the last night at about 8pm 3 days ago, I tell you SHAQ. But I wanted to end my trip with a Bang, but I do not know Bangkok well at all anymore. So during my "meeting" cum dinner, I log on hotel wifi and read SammyBoy for lobang. Die: Sunday night, everyone say sianz, no action, no party, only go home sleep. So I thought, what to do, special massage lor. But I read a FR about how NL sian crying dumped broken heart thai girl off the streets into her home on to her bed on to his standing... MUST at least drop PM and ask for direction, wingman or at least where to tell taxi driver.

Reply from NL was fast but: So late already (by that time 11.30), Sunday, tomo still got early appointment, bo bian. But I think my Newbie Call for help in Bangkok got the better of Big Bro Lau's instincts. Next thing I know, 20 mins at Huai Kwang!

1st Destination: Local Thai Pub.

Hop on the Taxi and NL asked if I speak Thai want to try a local Thai Bar for a drink. He got bottle there already, so don't need to spend too much on drinks. I speak no Thai... But I liked the idea of going to see what the local watering hole looked like. We reached a quiet street with a few dingy looking bar fronts. We didn't even enter one on the main street, took 20 steps into a side lane and stepped into a quiet door.

I thought a small 10 table pub with a few local girls loitering around would greet us. I was just beginning to be a little disappointed. Door opened. About a 40m long room, with 4 pole dancing stages and at least 80 tables. Girls in just Bra and Panties were littered all over the place, and also had sexily dressed girls wandering around. At least 40 girls and place was 60% filled.

All the waiters knew NL and I just smile like the super star next to Nookie Lau. Next thing, table by one of the stages appeared and 6 non stripping girls were sitting next to us. NL here got his innocent looking 18 year old untouched sweet smiling girl (a story not for me to share) and she introduce to me her 21 year old friend in a little red dress. She spoke quite good chinese and started to chat with her. SHE WAS SHY. Didn't even put her hands on my thigh. I put my hand on her shoulder and she inched away. And throughout the night have a slight space between us. I would say she has a cute young slightly innocent look going for her. The kind you want to lovingly show her what love making is all about, but must sian and invest time... She don't go out with customers. She was quite chatty by the end of the night and the gian itch was there. I would rate her 6.2/10 looks with a very slight figure.

No game there, so we started watching the pole dancers. Not BAD. I had 3 lap dances. 100 Baht each. 1 silicon & 2 good firm natural B+ and C knockers! Auto-roam, but now had the itch of the hunt for the little red dress next to me. Decided must try and sian. If you wanted, you can pick any of the dancers and some of the FL's and cross the street to a hotel or da bao bring home. And there were at least 5 to 6 girls around with standard 7.5 to 8/10 around. Any type you like also have. Got girls that look like 16, got the Lau Chio, got dark skin, got fair, got big, got small... If just looking for one shot go home, sure can find acceptable to happy. But decided, will give the Little Red Dress a return call next month and see whether can close.

So at 2.45 o'clock, we walked out. Damage was 1,400 baht each for 4 plates of fruits, nuts, mixes (alcohol provided by NL! Thanks!), and about 3 hours of the girls sitting next to us. (Fixed rate) Dances are 100 baht each to be paid on the spot to dancers.

At this stage, I was quite tired. As I said, started off tired already. Had a little bit of a looking forward to next month to see if can close attitude. I knew Nookie had a 10.30am morning. But still had a deep dissatisfied feeling, that's why when NL asked where to next? I could not say no. Next stop Insomia.

Part 2 coming up!