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FR #2: Guilin, China

Proceeded to Guilin after a few days, and was looking around at all the sangna joints there. Saw a few promising ones, including the one at my hotel (dan1 gui4 hotel). As the opportunity didn't present itself, I didn't get to try the joint that I targeted (can't remember the name liao, but it's called XXX XXX entertainment center. Looks like one big f***shop). Ended up settling for the joint at my hotel, which is in the basement.

Went in and had to change out of my sandals into a pair of slippers. Was escorted to the changing room and took a quick dip in the jacuzzi to loosen up, followed by a shower. The dude here was less talkative, but that's not my focus, so I didn't give a f***.

After I changed into my robe, I was escorted to a room. The bed was a futon on the floor, with a small side table and a NOISY clock. Bloody thing was ticking away the whole time. Damn irritating. But it was so dark, that I thought ho seh liao, sure got action.

In comes this PRC chick, dressed in their polo T-shirt uniform and shorts. Look at the face, quite the crash, about 5/10, but figure was ok. Didn't ask me if it's ok for her to massage me like the girl in my previous FR, so I also never ask. Later the mafia come in and cut off my didi then I mati...

She proceeded to give me a massage on my back using baby oil. LOTS of baby oil. KNN, whole back so oily, cannot stand it. Along the way, she tried to TCSS with me, but I couldn't really catch her accent (can't remember which part of China she was from). She then turn me over to my front, and ask me to remove my shorts. OK lor, look at her face in the poor light, ok lah, still can, so I agreed.

She then massage me with lots of baby oil, until I dulan. But then she wipe off, so not that bad... Then she brush her hand over my balls and didi, and started to give me a HJ. Was ok only, as she was very mechanical. However, she then started to talk about $$, say she gets paid very little, say the boss takes a large cut of the fee lah, say normally customers who get special service will jia1 zhong1 (add time) for RMB68. And she kept repeating and repeating the RMB68 bit, wah lau. KNNBCCB, sibeh sian. Kept saying it over and over and over, say some customers no good lah, never pay. Say I must remember to "add time", say it only cost RMB68. Wah, sibeh buay tahan. My didi also sian 1/2 at this time, and cannot erect. She then pour lagi a lot of baby oil on my didi and rub damn hard... KNN! I told her don't use so much oil, then she clean off some, but then continued rubbing mechanically... and talking about the RMB68. Wah lan, fucking pissed off. But didn't dare to tell her off again as I was in a foreign land, so just bear with it.

After about 15 minutes of her trying to flag some life into my flaccid c*ck, I told her I will do it myself, but she insisted on doing it for me. Tried to think happy thoughts about other encounters, but my didi just will not listen. Wah lau, torture man. She then capped me (???) and I thought ok, got action liao. But no.... She just gave me what I thought felt like a BJ, but it was the worst f***ing BJ of my life. No movement at all boy. Even my ex gfs doing it for the first time are better than her. She just put my c*ck in her mouth, and stayed there. Wah lan eh... Tried to move her head, but she didn't respond. After the "BJ" for about 5 min, she said "bu yao chi1 le4" and took my cap off.

After another 5 min of boring HJ, I told her really never mind, I will self-help, and proceeded to jerk myself off just to get release, and to end the torture. Cummed after 5 min, then she clean up for me. She then said it was too early for me to go, and if I go now the boss will say she's trying to be a slacker. I thought WTF??? Cum liao still cannot go... But she massaged my thighs and inner thighs, so it wasn't that bad. But after 10min, I told her I'm damn tired liao, and that I will tell the boss that it's me who wants to go, not her fault. Then she proceeded to help me wear my shorts and asked me to write the bill. SHe then talked about the $$ again, and I just nodded and wrote out the RMB168 for her. After a quick shower, i left the place feeling cheated.

Name: Don't know, don't care.
Face: 5/10
BJ: 0/10
HJ: 2/10
RTF: F*** NO!!!