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This FR is for my trip to Tg Balai on 22-24 April 2011. Five of us left KL around midnight and reached Kukup at 4.30am. Only hiccup along the journey was encountering a police roadblock at 3.30am on the trunk road between Benut and Pontian Kechil. They could guess where we were headed to and let us go after taking down our names.

We slept in the car while waiting for ferry counter to open. At 7am went to buy ferry ticket but counter staff rejected one of my friends because he had less than 6 months validity left on his passport(by 3 days!!). No amount of pleading would sway them as they said recently the Indonesian authorities are checking strictly on this. Fortunately there is an Immigration office in Kukup which opens at 7.30am, so we went there to renew my friends passport. Got it done by 9.45am and we made it for the 10am ferry. Changed money at the ferry terminal.(rate 1,000,000 Rupiah = RM 350)

Reached Tg Balai and here four us got through without any hassle(surprised that the Indonesian immigration did not ask for duit kopi from 1st timers!). But my friend got called into room with officer for questioning due to his 'virgin' passport. After 10 minutes he also got through without paying anything. Our agent, Buyung met us and took us to Palapa Hotel to check-in. Then on to Villa to book cewek. Even though we were there at 11am, still have a number of cewek to choose from. Baseline price was 400k rupiah with premium ones fetching up to 900k rupiah. I choosed a petite looking one called Susan for 600k rupiah and once everyone finished choosing we headed to Purnama nasi padang a few doors away from hotel for lunch. After buying some supplies at shop nearby hotel we headed back to find our ceweks waiting for us.

Susan hadn't had lunch so took her to Minang Jaya nasi padang just opposite the hotel. After that return to room and just talk cock for awhile. Then took a bath together where we took turns soaping each other and I fingered her till wet. Straight to bed and start our foreplay for about an hour before I started pumping her. It was really pasionate lovemaking which I trully enjoyed. Took a nap and woke up when my friend called me. I should mention that the bad point about Susan is she's addicted to Facebook and also frequently gets calls from her 'boyfriends'. It seems there was a problem with two of her regulars supposed to come the next weekend and both are insisting to book her. Didn't want to get involved so left her in my room and then joined my friends at another room to drink whisky, listen to dangdut and play cards and of course kacau their cewek.

Took shower and joined friends and Buyung for dinner at Silver River seafood resturant beside Rasa Sayang hotel. Food was so-so and quite pricey I feel. Then back to hotel for more drinking, after that friends headed to Maximillian Hotel lounge. I declined to join and instead proceed to round 2 with Susan and knock out after that. Next morning had another round, gave her 50k rupiah tips and joined my friends for breakfast downstairs. Had nasi/mee/meehoon goreng, toast and most importantly, half-boiled eggs. At 8.30am, Buyung came to fetch us for cewek selection. Villa was quite packed with customers and prices have increased to between 450k - 1.2million rupiah. Booked a big-boobed cewek called Neng for 450k on recommendation of Buyung. Then all of us proceeded to Sawadika massage, where we paid 60k rupiah for an oil massage. My girl was quite playful and keep offering HJ but I declined to save my bullets for the cewek.

Went back to hotel at 11am and ceweks was already waiting for us. I took Neng to my room and had a bath together. She's quite aggressive and not much into foreplay, straight away want to boom-boom. We had 3 rounds before lunch, and I was struggling to keep up with her. Ordered lunch from hotel restaurant and took a nap afterwards. Then joined my friends for the drinking and card sessions. For dinner we called Buyung and he took us to a big seafood restaurant along the same row as Maxi hotel. Here food quality was better and we ate like pigs. Also tried a local stout called Panther, tasted good with a slight coffee aftertaste.

We continued after dinner to Maxi hotel's lounge where we played a few rounds of pool. After that cewek suggested to go Bravo disco but I vetoed that due to concerns about 'ubat'. So we ended up at Wiko hotel pub, opened a bottle of vodka there(but strangely have to pay extra for mixers) and had a good time dancing to the live band and DJ. Left Wiko around 2.30am and return to hotel to finish up our own whisky. By this time we were quite high including the ceweks. After some persuasion managed to get 2 of them to engage in lesbian action while we watched. Then 1 by 1 we stripped them all and in return they stripped us too. Got back to room, had another round with Neng and slept at 5am. Next morning wake up, sent off cewek with 50k tips and had breakfast before heading to jetty. Took 9.30 ferry back to Kukup and proceeded back to KL. Encountered another roadblock just before entering highway at Spg Renggam. This time a lady cop waved us through after asking us where we were from. Reached KL at 5pm, tired but happy.

Damages:
Ferry return ticket = RM90
Malaysia port tax = RM10
Cewek 1st day = Rp600k
Cewek 2nd day = Rp450k
Hotel = RM58 x 2days
Seafood dinner 1st day = cant remember
Seafood dinner 2nd day (10ppl) = Rp800k (crab, talapia, patin, chicken, vege, egg + beers)
Wiko pub = Rp500k (Smirnoff vodka + mixers)
Massage 1 hour = Rp60k
Indonesia port tax = Rp60k

Overall I spent RM900 for his trip