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Originally Posted by lasupkia
I only have 1 test.
Girl ask for IPhone - Fail.
Faster run away
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Funny that you mention is subject. My version goes like this:
Sent my regular massage girl (Read: MILF) to BT. At the airport, I was making a call on my old but serviceable mobile phone which was given to me by my resident em yeu. After finishing my call, I kept the phone in my pocket. She was looking at me and said this:
"Honey,
(all my hair stand up)" she said
"Ahem, yes
dear in very soft tone, hoping she dosen't hear it" I reply
"Honey, Walau, you still using such a old phone" she said
"What to do, ah very poor, no money to buy new phone. Must still use old phone belonging to K___y." I replied.
"Honey, you so poor thing, why don't you throw that antique and junk phone away" She asked
"
Darling in even softer tone, hoping it blend in with the flight announcement I throw it away, then use what phone to call you?" I asked
"Honey, don't worry I give you one" She replied
"erh," was all that came out of my mouth. "U give me phone?" I asked joking "Can drinking water want right or maybe press any button got alot of flashing lights and can sing some vietnamese children songs right?" I added.
"Honey, no those are toy, I give you real one" she said
"It okay lah, my phone, still going strong" I said
"Honey, I want you to return the phone to K___y asap and I give you this one to use" She said. From her bag, she took out a brand new iPhone 4 still in the box with the seal intact"
Now, bro it is my turn to run far far away!!!!
