Re: Bangkok Field Report
Monday. 16/08/10.
The TH flight to Bangkok was good. I sat at the back near the window with no one next to me. And with only half a planeful of people on it. The food, prawns and rice with a tint of spicyness was good, much better than the " hot meals " on a take away package lunch that MH and what AirAsia got to offer ( both horrible meals ! ).
Not much people at the immigration. Purchased a Thai AIS sim card at the arrival hall and took a cab to Sukhumvit Soi 8 hotel. No jam on the tollway and got stuck a bit on Sukhumvit road. Taxi fare was good at Thb 205 plus the Thb 50 surcharge.
Meet the local contractor in a shopping mall and politely goreng HER in the centre, left, right, top and bottom. She was wearing very short pants. I will be here today and got 2 more days to goreng her and her pathetic workers that do not effectively work properly. Two more days for them to buck up and improve on the quality control. After two days of my bitching, i wonder if SHE will keep her short pants on !. She may show me her lovely garden. Nice flowers without grass. Hmmmmm !.
Around 8 pm, i walked to NEP. Went to a few bars and to Rainbow 2 and 1. Had a few drinks and took a slow walk on the uneven sois to Soi Cowboy. Oh, yes !. The beer bars in the middle of NEP are all gone. Only left a pile of rubble in the middle. Renovation ?. Few girls on the outside of Thermae but continue on my journey to Soi Cowboy.
Mamasan called me out from Deja Vu bar. A fat women with half moons showing. Greeted her and sat on the patio. She asked me to go inside the bar. I replied there is no need to because you got ugly girls inside. She gave me a face. And ask me what i want to drink. She laughed, grabbed my head and push her half moons to my face and said, here, have some milk. A few hostress and an old waitress greeted and sabai me. I took and ate a candy from the mamasan purse. Satisfied that i got a faceful of mamasan milk, i took leave and walked to Shark.
On the patio of Shark, i noticed Jaap, another mamasan that went missing in a bar opposite Baccara. She looked different. Much more beautiful now then when she went missing. The usual in Shark. Plenty of okay looking syts inside. Slowly drank my Jack Daniels, paid up, smoked a ciggie outside Shark and met up with my long lost mamasan in Our Place. We sat on the patio, had a few drinks and talked about long lost time....the time when she was head mamasan in Deja Vu...in Midnite Bar....in Our Place...Halloween 2006....the time when i got her pretty drunk on multiple shots of tequila and she maunk, danced agogo for me....the small perfume i gave to her....and of my empty promises that i never kept. She went missing because she had a holiday with her Swiss boyfriend which i meet in 2007, and worked in Rainbow 3 and in Erotica ( 3rd floor in NEP ). Inside the bar, we ( Jaap, a hostress, a Pattaya agogo lady ) had drinks and Jaap as usual knew my taste......took a agogo lady and stripped her bikini and showed me the agogo lady enormous tits. Big melons but not my taste ( look wise, rather horrible ). Next stop, i moved upstairs to Baccara.
WOW !!!. The girls at the bottom level were astounding ( alcohol taking effect on me ). Immediately, i noticed a couple of good lookers while slowly making my way upstairs. Upstairs, in Baccara.....the usual. The girls upstairs had no effect on me. I was not interested in them and sat near the upstairs dance floor and looked down at the beauties below. Four black dressed hostress came in pairs and requested my company. I politely in Thai, rejected them even though one was a good looker. Waitress came and asked me if i wanted any puying. Yes, i liked those downstairs but will order later. She went away. Then, i checked my phone calls and got 3 sms.
Haaa !. Good old bubby, Bonkemon was in Soi Cowboy. Have not seen this rascal for a long time !.
To be continue.
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