Wah, Bro Huzige, you really can write very well. Based on your report, it is a good summary of HZ, sharp and clear to everyone. I always want to write like you but cannot express clearly (due to my poor English). That’s why I can only be a reader for all these years. Actually I want to continue to post report on place of interest in HZ, but because I need a few hours to type (so become lazy after that). Since you build up the structure, I hope you don’t I use your post to elaborate further.
Before I start the report, I will like to explain how I plan my trip to all these places of interest. As what Bro Huzige mentioned, there is not ‘san pei’ (三陪) in these places. So all these activities have to be performed together with your KC. If you visited these places alone, you will end up squeezing your balls for the whole trip like some of my friends. Normally, I will go together with 2-3 friends to these places. The day before we went to these places, we will go to ktv and find our kc. After first night, we will bring the ktv gals along. All of us can enjoy a lot because the guys can hug, play with the gals for the whole trip and the gals are happy as they got the chance to play (and not working). That’s why the HZ ktv gals will treat us like bf after the trip and we have some special bonus which is different from commercial sex. Please kindly take note we visit to all these places by booking thru’ the local hz tour agent. The trip includes whole day transport (mini bus), entrance fee, lunch and a tour guide.
1. Nan Kun Shan (南昆山)
Other than the Longmen, there is an old favourite of mine called Nankunsan that used to be the local favorite and the place literally packed with locals during weekend. It used to be a very happening place, with BBSs all over the small resort town and s/t at 100 a pop – but it suffered from a major YD three years back and never quite recovered. EZ and myself found the picking to be slim when we were last there about two years ago when we heard rumor that things may have improved. Maybe someone can check it out again – the mountain resort is actually quite nice and peaceful
What Bro Huzige mentioned is quite true. Previously this is a place what the guys come here to have fun as there is a lot of BBS and resort (similar to Batam in indo). However, we can hardly find anymore bbs over there. It is more like a tourist place. In this mountain, you can find a lot of bamboo, nice scenery. And you can find a lot of hand made bamboo products at very cheap price. You can also try their ‘nong jia cai’ (农家菜), very tasty, special recommendation – mountain chicken (山鸡). Most of the local here are Hakka (Bro Pink Flyod’s favorite). There is a waterfall in this mountain. Understand from the local, the air in this mountain has a very high level of ion which is good to human body. So for those who want to stay young and handsome, this is the best place to go. Along the way up to the mountain, you can enjoy the thrill as the road is narrow, steep and dangerous (worse than the road to Genting). Best time to go – February till April
2. Long Men Hot spring (龙门温泉)
We also checked out Longmen Hot Spring and most disappointed to confirm that they do not provide MMs for “pei-xi” even though they have a SN to provide straight massage. You must BYO if you want body warmers to help make the stay enjoyable
As Bro Huzige said, there is no ‘pei xi’(陪洗). So this is place you must bring along your kc. I will just write about one of the hot springs area. This place has a total of 36 different types of hot springs inside, such as green tea, coffee, wine, etc. Different types give different treatments. This is a place where you can stay for a whole day. There is also resort in this hot spring area. It also has a pool with ‘doctor fishes’ which eat your dead skin. I highly recommend this pool as we can dip our whole body in the pool and let the fishes tickle you (feeling like hundreds of fingers smoothing your body – must try) But don’t forget to secure your small brother before you go into the pool (just in case the fish bbbj you). Near this hot spring, there is a strawberry farm. And along the way to this hot spring area, this is a beach (a lot of seafood restaurant). So you can have your lunch at these restaurants before you go hot spring. Best time to go – November till February
3. Luo Fu Mountain (罗浮山)
Going west of the city toward Guangzhou is the Luofu Shan, that is supposed to be one of the ten most famous mountains in China renowned for the Taoism culture. There is a cable car ride to the top of the mountain and I remember had a great time with a MM who never been on one.
As mentioned, this is a Taoism place. If anyone read the Chinese novel ‘feng shen bang’ (封神榜) before, there is a bad Taoist named ‘shen gong bao’ (申公豹) and his gang staying in this mountain. Before you started your journey, there is a Taoism temple (heard from the local, the temple quite good – can go and pray). We need to take cable car to go out the mountain. Please don’t mistake that the cable car is the same as what we have in Sentosa. Their cable car is like a metal bench for 2 person and hold by a metal pole in front to avoid falling. I can say it is quite scary as your feet will be hanging outside. Once there is strong wind, the cable car will swing and this is when your ball will shrink. That’s why we need to bring along our kc. Because once we scare, we can hug them. After the end of the cable car journey, we still have to walk a distance to reach the top of the mountain. I highly recommend going till the top of the mountain, as the scenery is supreme. Don’t forget to try their huge ostrich eggs along the way. Once we come down to the mountain, there is a place where you can go for real gun firing. There is also a lake where a lot of koi fishes are breed (can buy some fish food to feed them), very nice scenery. Best time to go – November till February (cold weather so that you can hug your kc tight tight on the cable car).
4. Lei Gong Xia (雷公峡)
This is a place where you go for river ride. Once you reach, there is dressing room and locker for you to keep your belongings. Change to your short/T-shirt and wait the bus to bring to the middle of the mountain. Once you reach, wear the life jacket and safety helmet that is provided. Then 2 persons will share 1 rubber raft (you see, that why you need to have a gal to follow). After that, you will start to drift from the top to bottom (place where you change your cloth). The whole river ride journey takes about 1 hour. During the ride, you will be given a pail and this is the time you can whack your friends or anyone with water, very fun. We enjoy a lot as we attack each other with water. An old man like me, also feel younger and behave like kid during that time. After taking shower and change, you can have your meal at the ‘nong jia cai’ (农家菜) restaurant nearby. During that time, all my friends have very good appetite as we used up all our energy to attack each other. Best time to go – May till September (summer season).
I think I have enough typing for today. Have to rest a few days again before I can continue to introduce other places such as Daya Bay (大亚湾).