[ePoet]

Friday night, second day of L N Y
Almost half the hols gone, how time does fly
Decided there and then, to amble down Cool Box
And see if I could get a Pinay, to be my fox

Walked right in, got cornered by a pair
One looked ok, but the other looked like a pear
I motioned the latter off, and got the first to stay
Asked her to sit with me, and she then showed me the way

We got ourselves a dark corner, and I asked for her name
She said her name's Nellie, and then the sweetest smile came
This girl is tall, one-seventy-two I think
But when seated you only notice, how her dimples wink

We chatted for a while, and she asked for a drink
I said, "Stay for awhile, while I stop and think..."
Then along came another, but this one's not Pinay
Apparently from Sarawak, Mary was (in the dark) okay

Nellie was shy, she just wanted to chat
I could touch her boobs, but couldn't touch her phat
Mary was different, and very aggressive
Soon I was unzipped, and she made my bro massive

We negotiated, and I finally met their target
Of 2 drinks a person, a.k.a a ladies' bucket
So Nellie gave cover, as Mary bent south
To wipe me down, and take my bro in her mouth

So one sucking me, and me frenching the other
It wasn't long before, I was moaning for my mother
I grabbed Nellie's breast, and fingered Mary's clit
Two minutes later I was cumming, with an almighty fit

They wiped me off, have to say service is great
I was a satisfied man, had my horniness abate
Before long Mary left, and I kept Nellie
We chatted awhile, with beer in my belly

Then the MIB came, and the lights came on
A mad rush for the door, and soon of girls there were none
An MIB asked for my IC, which I dutifully gave
Luckily my deed was done, what a close shave

Damage:
RM55 for 1 bucket, RM160 for 1 ladie's bucket, RM40 for one more drink for Nellie
Total RM255