[guyorgirl]

Good wed, finished my work already, going to spend time writing today.

By the way, I'm going for a short trip from Thur -> next week, yeah, it's considered short to me, hahahahahahahah!!!

Posting, as usual will be DELAYED - I'm on holidays, don't expect me to be updating frequently la!!!

It's a free and easy trip, I MIGHT have time to update daily. No promises.

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A(licia): Bernice, he stays rather near you.

Bernice looks extremely shy. And she simply looked down at her plate as she was introduced to me.





A: gog, be a gentleman, go get some food for Bernice.

It's FREAKING obvious what Alicia was trying to do, the whole table was looking at us and I felt a bit paiseh, so I got up and went off to get food. Bernice also trying to be a lady, got up and followed me. She's too quiet for my liking, too demure, now I think back, she might be another Penny, boring and unadventurous in bed. Sigh.

Everybody was excited about the event, setting limits for the gatecrash, timings, who is driving, who isn't, tasks and duties. Honestly, I didn't get to chat much with Bernice that night.

Her phone numbers, along with the other sisters, were on the schedule list.


Fast forward >>> The Big Day

It was rowdy, it was noisy. Fortunately we started after 7.30am, so horning of the cars when arriving and the gatecrash was no choice but to be accepted by neighbours, even on a Saturday. We tried to keep the noise level to a minimum, but how is gatecrash a gatecrash without fun and noise as well as music?

Had the games, bargaining for door opening, and finally, made it through the door with a very expensive $888 ang pow. My buddy was willing to splurge. Us brothers got away with the usual challenges, push up, wearing make up (I think it's this wedding), eating the sour-sweet-bitter-spicy food stuff that signifies the emotions in life so that they are prepared for it.

One brother couldn't take spicy and immediately had to run for the toilet, one of the sisters quite nice, opened the door let him go in while the rest of us maintained a safety distance and didn't barge in.







gog: Wah lao... buay steady leh... you let him in, then me leh?

B(ernice): Erm... you must give ang pow.

gog: I'm not the one marrying, cannot give, and I'm single leh.

B: I'm single too what.

Kind of a dead silence, I'm sure the videographer caught the moment... but I hope it was edited out.

Finally won over the sisters to open door, I felt immediate uncomfortable towards Bernice, was I red? I think I was... anyway back to the main stars of the story.

At the room door...






M(ilton): Open up!! I'm here!!

Sisters: Not so easy, you have to ask Alicia, and promise her all these things!

They gave Milton a list of items to 'promise' to Alicia, and Milton just went down the list, until I heard this...






M: I promise to be faithful to Alicia, never to look at another, never hold another, except maybe my daughter.

For some reason... the idiotic me, shouted out as well.






gog: Eh not fair leh... then Alicia can see other guys lor, can hold them ah??

Alicia laughed. One of the sisters was holding an iPad with FaceTime active, I saw her smile and laugh below her veil. I guess I shouldn't have cracked this joke, though it was harmless and for sure that Alicia won't have an affair ... but...