[SirLance]

Originally Posted by dyelook

For the past several years, my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste tube.

Recently, I changed this bad habit of mine to make her happy.

For over a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste tube and was looking forward to my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

Finally, last night, she turned, looked at me sternly and said, "Why have you stopped brushing your teeth?

Thank you for nice jokes.