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Originally Posted by ProfessorOokami
Thus, the accused is not guilty to any charge of "bonking" as the accused was merely seeking the services of a toilet which was aptly described by the accused as "kencing punya tempat" ...
OK kah? Still gulity?
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Errrr.... I'm a layman n will appreciate if Bro Prof enlighten a bit woh... becoz there got tis term "beyond reasonable doubt" wat ever tat is. I c from "Law & Order" one. Kekeke...
Any reasonable man will know if to answer nature call is 2 hang out the "exhibit A" (picture shown and now will be known as "it") and u either point it 2 urinal be it on the wall or on the ground. There would be instances u do the nature call behind trees, bushes or back lane alleys where urinal is not available. So we can make a reasonable point the act of male answering call of nature involve some open space and do not involve "it" being inserted in tight space. The possibility of this happen I can think off..... is someone in need insert "it' into a bottle for release if the "it" can fit in the mouth of the bottle. Most time tis will need a fairly small "it" which Prof u pointed up does not fit Bro Dekuip's "it".
In any case, the reasonable man will know the mere answering of a human nature call does not involve any warm and moisture or comfortable gaping crevice as pointed out by the defence. If u were to plead that than u have to proof either the defendant is affected by toxic substance in his brain and so make a very unreasonable judgement or he has a low IQ. Even if such plead is accepted, we have to examine the defination of bonking. Bonking is a urban terms which put in legal context...... coitus.
Coitus is the insertion of one 'endowment" into a "gaping crevice". Therefore we hv no intention 2 determine if the defendant "bonk" willingly or forecibly or even being misrepresented or tricked into such act. In fact your plea in itself have proven that.... He BONKED ler. Case close?
Can u put this in perspective 4 this layman me arrr?
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Originally Posted by DeKuip
Wah bro Prof,
I only used they toilet oso can end up like tis kah??
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Probably not. But just btw u n me. U drunk on that day or not?
