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Originally Posted by Hellcomes
Hi guys, newbie here that day first time go ace see see only. Just wanna know whether is it safe from STD
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The moment you enter ACE atmosphere, you are not safe. Immediately you will be in contact with STD (Sensually Transmitted Dysfunction), then you will start to feel that your bigger head is not responding to your smaller head as what psychologists call it as STD ( Sexually Triggered Dichotomy) whereby your 2 heads start to compete with your final decision making, to go up or not to go up. Finally your small head wins, you will get another STD (Sure To Do) then you go and line up at the lift, with a chosen ACE flower
When you are up stairs, you are getting another STD (Sexually Treated Dick) , later you get another STD (Sexually Transmitted Deposits) if you continue patronizing, soon you will get another STD (Stimulated Trauma Dysfunction) which causes your small head to vomit, and then, you dunno what to do and might give her big tips and even buy her i-Phone X or LV bags
Finally after all those spending, you will be in a bad shape cos you are having AIDS (Acute Income Deficiency Syndrome).
If you are scared that your banana gets STD, DON'T GO TO THAT BLOODY PLACE CALLED "ACE" ...guaranteed you will get all those STD's
