Me: Wau Wau both of you super pretty la, especially G today the most prettiest. I feel like today I'm the luckiest man alive. So I can request to sit in the middle of both of you?
G:How about no!? You like so ham sup leh like dirty old man
Me: Wah lao I only 30 where got dirty old man sia (Continue to bicker a bit with G as usual)
J: Just smile, and say sure why not? It's better for a man to sit beside me so later you can take the food for me in a teasing way.
Me: Cannot think straight liao, immediately sit in between of them
Then throughout the dinner...
I was gulping my wine like bottoming up beer, was very busy bio-ing at J & G cleavage at the same time, thinking to myself I really really very lucky ever since joining this company.
If I remember correctly came the fish dish, about the 6th or 7th dish by this time. The D&D going to end soon... Thinking to myself I don't want to end up night just like that. So I blurred to J trying my luck since during lunch time we always talk about drinking 1 day together.
Me: Um... Um J do you have plans later after D&D?
J: No, probably going home lo. Most of my friends are married and always busy taking care of their children. (Wau this is my chance liao!)
Me: Then do you want to go for round 2 later?
J: Huh what round 2?
Me: Round 2 as in, we go for a drink at clark quay?
J: Sure (whoo whoo ho seh liao) But don't you have to report to your wife?
Then suddenly G interrupt
G: Ya lo, you don't need to report to your wife meh? Later next week I see newspaper somebody bird kana cut! And giggles
Me: Aye you small kid don't know anything so shh shh don't talk so much, and I got say I want to call you also meh?
So I excused myself go to the toilet and call my wife that I will be going home late, because some kuku reasons. As usual she nag nag ask me to come home early and don't get too drunk.
After hanging up the phone, I immediately rush back to tell J
Me: J ok, tonight I'm free already got approval
J: You sure? (Look a bit worried)
Me: I think I must be drinking too much, suddenly I just placed my hands on her left tights and assured her like a winner I'm going to be ok
Usually every company D&D, typical Singaporean style we will usually wait until the lucky draw is over then go home, but looking at my watch its about 2230 already, got curfews some more so I told J lets go first.
Me: G, we will be going off first, don't want to wait for the lucky draw already. You have good time with your BF later
To my surprise
G: BF not in town la, BF flying to Europe. Giving me a pouting lips
J: R don't so bad always teasing young girls, can you be more gentleman to ask her along too?
Me: G, since J already open her mouth, can I also ask you to come along and accompany me?
G: Straight away yes!
And so we left for pump room at clark quay