Hi Ms AutumnBreeze,
Thank you for making your criteria so clear and concise. I like the way you present your views with confidence and clarity.
I will outrightly say here that I am a kindred who fits ALL your criteria and perhaps exceeds them, while abiding by your standards of limited intimacy. I would certainly love to provide a more detailed and elaborate response that is commensurate to the effort you have put in concerning this point of criteria and expectations.
Hence, may I suggest that you provide your email address? Your SBF mailbox is (expectedly) fully clogged with messages already. You can always start a new email address solely for the purposes of assessing the applicants here and we can send you pictures of ourselves as well: a picture speaks a thousand words, but actions speak louder than words (so hopefully, we can advance towards the action stage once attraction and chemistry is determined).