[MrBBBJ]

HI too everyone, i`m sharing my experince in bkk to the ppl here and some guide for newbie who going to BKK

27 dec

Reach bkk airport at about 2 pm, me and three of my friends was farking blur there coz this is our 1st time to bkk. when we arrive at bkk, we all are very blur, dunnoe where to collect our lugger due to language problem, coz the sign board are almost all in thai. so we try our luck and we stright away process to the custom to chop our passport. while we are queing up, we saw a thai lady was about 21 yo. WOW she was damn sweet and sexy. four of us just keep looking at her until she was damn paisei. after chopping our passport, we process to get our lugger and when outside to get a taxi. the second we step outside, alot of taxi uncle approch us. i tell my frenz to ingore all of them and process to the taxi stand. tell the counter lady where are we going, and the cost is 300B NETT. the journy was about 20 minute to my hotel "Eastin Hotel(makkasan road)" arrive there and check in our hotel. the room was ok but quite small. we put our thing and decided to go MBK at Siam BTS. so we start walking from our hotel to there with the map tat 1 of the sammyboy bro give me. we arrive at the four face budda at Asok Bts 1st show respect to the god coz we came to their country to play, so four of us just ask for safeness and peace. den we continue to walk to MBK. the total journy to there was about 45minute of walking. after walking at MBK, we decided to have our dinner. so in the hand b4, i have plan to have our dinner at RAMA 8 Brige. when we step outside MBK, there are few guys approch us to get in to their taxi, but i ask my frenz to ingore them. suddenly a tuk tuk taxi driver approch us and he show us a brochure of a MP. I think is emmbassy. i ask my frenz to ignore him, but my frenz say want to try tuk tuk taxi. he say " Eh try lehz dun like tat lehz he wun bluff us 1 lar" i stright away fark my frenz upside down, i tell him tat there is alot of scammer in bkk, and he dun believe me, same goes to 2 of my other frenz due to his influrence. but i keep pulling them not to take tat scammer tuk tuk, in the end i success. HENG !! so we get away from the guy and we walk to MBK taxi stand. on the way walking, 3 of my frenz keep complain about me tat i act clever. they say " Eh you dun everytime think tat all the taxi driver are scammer lehz, thailand oso have good ppl lehz. " i say " if u really wan to take tuk tuk, we can call at the road side while there are driving. i dun wan to being rob of other bad thing happen to 4 of us. please listen to me, if u really think tat u are very clever, u farking plan the trip and dun call mi to plan." after listening to my words, there keep quiet and we continue to jk around. get a taxi at the taxi stand, tell the taxi uncle where are we going but he dun understand. luckly the security help us and we hop in to the taxi.while in the taxi, the uncle start to recommanded us to others place. he say that rama 8 was close, and if u want to go there u need 2 hour. so my friends start to believe him. NB!! i was damn tulan. i stright away tell the uncle tat "Eh u go there, how long nvm. taxi meter how much i pay." the farking scammer keep complaining things in thai but i dun understand. i was damn tulan and tell him tat i want to go somboon eat at huai kwang. he act blur and say he dunnoe at where. keep telling us tat somboon is at siam, and say want to bring us to siam somboon. at tat moment, i was damn furstrasted. i tell the uncle i wan to go back to my hotel. "UNCLE EASTIN HOTEL, NO SOMBOON, HOTEL!! HOTEL!!" the uncle keep nagging us in thai and say "somboon gd siam somboon seafood at siam go go seafood good" suddenly my frenz spot tat somboon tat the uncle say "NEH somboon at there, EH The uncle really good heart wan to bring us go eat lar, DUn think others until like tat lehz." i tell my frenz tat i have others place to eat, we go back to hotel 1st. reach our hotel and put our thing. four of us was damn tired and they plan to have the dinner at hotel. but i stop them and tell them tat we go outside and eat. but they keep complaining tat i scare and say that i always think tat the taxi uncle are scammer. after some conversation, we decide to go out eat. so we go down and reach the taxi lobby at our hotel. saw a tuk tuk uncle approch us and ask us wan to go where. so i tell the tuk tuk uncle say we wan to go somboon seafood eat at huai kwang, but the uncle say tat he dunnoe and say somboon is at siam. my frenz and i start qurral again coz i dun wan to go the somboon at siam coz i sacre kana knock by the taxi uncle. suddenly 1 of my frenz say "eh dun so bo chi lehz, we got money u sacre what. if really we kana knock, u dun pay lar, we pay." so i bopian and agreed with them, so i neg the price with the uncle to there for 4 ppl and he say 30B. the price was ok so we hop in. tuk tuk was damn exciting!!. we have alot of fun while traveling to the tuk tuk uncle recommandation "SOMBOON". reach there, and saw the signboard is not somboon but is somboondee. wanted to go other place, but once we go down, the manager stright away shake our hand with us and bring us to choose the seafood we want. so bopian, we kana trap liao. "KANA KNOCK"HAIZ!!!. at 1st , my frenz they all dunnoe they we kana knock, keep saying that i act clever and keep telling me tat the uncle is good ppl. i ignore their question and we change our topic to other thing and dun wish to think. 1 of the waitress was quite pretty. i keeping smiling at her, and she became very very very paisei haha. wow a very gd time having dinner at there coz this is our 1st day in bkk. after meal, i call for bill. at 1st we count was about 3000B but in the end the bill come was 6000B. WOW i was shock and my frenz too, but they keep saying tat the price was ok coz is only about $200 sin dollar, but i know we was kana knock by the farking scammer. walk out and the same tuk tuk uncle was waiting for us and wanted to bring us to other place, but i reject. so we when back to our hotel and have some rest. there is alot of conversation about scammer and my plan bewteen me and my frenz. but it is too long so i stop here 1st coz hand very pain. HAHAHAHA!!!

bro, i know my story of 1 day was very very long, but i wanted to share my expernice in detail.

[Guide]

-Bags is collect after you Chop your passport
-Take taxi at the airport taxi stand, there is a counter at the taxi stand and the lady will ask you where you want to go and she will give you a ticket. money will pay to the taxi uncle that drive you, Price is 300B Nett plus tollway.[tollway is 60B]
-Reject all taxi drive or tuk tuk driver recommandation, because there are 100% scammer.
-Don't take taxi that is waiting outside the hotel or driver that approch you.
-take all transport at the road side same like in singapore. starting price is 35B, and everytime the meter jump is only 1B for taxi [remember to tell the taxi uncle to on the meter if he never on]. Price is set with the tuk tuk driver before u get onboard [Maximum is 200B]

"i will give a mass guide of everything and recommandation in bkk that i know after i finish sharing my experince. a few guide and recommandation will be listed out in between"

brother here, all i need is support!! by u guys. if no business, i will stop stright away and list all the recommandation and information in bkk tat i know.